Illinois Governor Quinn Can’t Stop Speaking In Cockney Accent, Freaking Staff Out
In a revelation that has many scratching their heads, Illinois Governor Quinn admits that since last Thursday, he’s been speaking in a Cockney accent. In...
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Derrick Rose answers telephone, head comes off
In a bizarre incident, Derrick Rose was decapitated while answering his home phone Saturday evening. Sources say Dominos Pizza was calling back to verify a...
Chicago Bears play in swamp, clothes still cleaner than my kids!
The Chicago Bears and the Baltimore Ravens basically played in a swamp yesterday. Naturally, the Bears won and are among the NFC North’s elite teams....
Hey Jon Stewart, suck on our Italian Beef!
On last night’s show, Jon Stewart railed against all that’s dear to Chicago in an epic rant. Check out what this New York Liberal elitist has to...
Huge Sinkhole on Chicago’s Southside
A huge sinkhole has developed near 124th and Wentworth on the city’s southside. No confirmation if this hole is bigger than the one that plagued the...
