Jan 1: Chicago Sun-Times Will Require Subscribers To Supply Trees
Jim Kirk, publisher and editor of The Chicago Sun-Times, announced late Saturday that all daily subscribers will be required to supply their own trees starting...
Fox News Reports: Pardoned Turkey Has Ties To Muslim Brotherhood
ox News reported last night that the turkey President Obama pardoned last week has “significant ties” to the Muslim Brotherhood. Citing anonymous...
Illinois Governor Quinn Can’t Stop Speaking In Cockney Accent, Freaking Staff Out
In a revelation that has many scratching their heads, Illinois Governor Quinn admits that since last Thursday, he’s been speaking in a Cockney accent. In...
Derrick Rose answers telephone, head comes off
In a bizarre incident, Derrick Rose was decapitated while answering his home phone Saturday evening. Sources say Dominos Pizza was calling back to verify a...
Chicago Bears play in swamp, clothes still cleaner than my kids!
The Chicago Bears and the Baltimore Ravens basically played in a swamp yesterday. Naturally, the Bears won and are among the NFC North’s elite teams....
Hey Jon Stewart, suck on our Italian Beef!
On last night’s show, Jon Stewart railed against all that’s dear to Chicago in an epic rant. Check out what this New York Liberal elitist has to...
Huge Sinkhole on Chicago’s Southside
A huge sinkhole has developed near 124th and Wentworth on the city’s southside. No confirmation if this hole is bigger than the one that plagued the...
Pothole Tailgating
This couple has the right idea. Pull up a pothole, grill some brats and root the Chicago Bears on. Photo courtesy of www.mypotholes.com
Pothole Approval Rating At All Time High
No surprise here, potholes have a higher approval rating than congress. in a recent PPP poll, here are the results when asked the question: What do you have a...
