Chicago White Sox Host Greek Heritage Night
The Chicago White Sox will host “Greek Heritage Night” on July 7th. Please bring cash, the ATM’s will be out of order. I’ll be here all...
Chicago White Sox Investigated For Hacking
F.B.I. and Justice Department prosecutors are investigating whether front-office officials for the Chicago White Sox hacked into internal networks of a better...
Pasty Overweight Cub Fans Creeping Top Prospect Out
Sources report that Chicago Cubs pitching prospect, CJ Edwards is having a tough time adjusting to the rigors of life in professional baseball. An incident...
99.6% Major League Baseball Players Oppose New Rule, Will Make It Much Harder To Maim A.J. Pierzynski
A recent survey conducted by the Major League Baseball Players Association (MLBPA) provides conclusive evidence that the newly adopted “home plate...
Cannibals Discovered on North Side
Chicago police confirmed late Tuesday evening that they have discovered a gruesome cadre of cannibalism on the city’s North Side. Chicago Police...
2378 Holes Reported On South Side, 16 Less Than Bears Secondary
According to the City of Chicago Department of Transportation (CDOT), there have been more than 2378 potholes reported on the Chicago’s South Side....
Chicago Bears Sign Jay Cutler To Seven Year Contract, Only Gives His Condescending Smirk Three
In a Thursday morning press conference, the Chicago Bears announced that Jay Cutler will not be testing free agency and has been signed to a seven year...
Mrs. Superdawg Files For Divorce From Mr. Superdawg, Calls Him A Self Absorbed Poser
After years of speculation and rumors, Mrs. Superdawg filed for divorce from Mr. Superdawg on Tuesday. With the enormous weiner’s alleged reports of...
Michael Jordan Loses $3.2 Million Playing Dreidel In Vegas
Anonymous sources in Las Vegas are reporting that Chicago Bulls great, Michael Jordan lost over $3 million playing dreidel at the Bellagio Hotel this past...
The Color Orange Sues Mike Ditka Over Copyright Infringement
In a suit filed Wednesday morning, the color Orange has issued claim that former Chicago Bears player and coach, Mike Ditka has willfully and knowingly used...
