Mel Reynolds Very Disappointed With His Bondage Hearing


mel-reynoldsEx-Illinois congressman Mel Reynolds was visibly shaken and upset after his Thursday court appearance in Zimbabwe. The onetime Rhodes scholar was in court after being arrested for allegedly possessing pornographic material and violating immigration laws. Immediately after his hearing, Reynolds expressed deep disappointment with the latest proceedings:

“I can’t believe these people call this a bondage hearing. I mean, come on, there were no hookers, no whips, no chains…no nothing, Would it have killed them to have an underage midget there? The United States Embassy is going to get a very strongly worded email from me as soon as I get my laptop back.”

Reynolds was a keynote speaker at the annual African Email Scammers Convention at the time of his arrest.