Cubs Reveal Proposed Wrigley Field Changes

wrigleymiddle finger potholeThe Chicago Cubs released renderings Tuesday of changes to the Wrigley Field renovation plan, including a proposed new video board and a half dozen 36 foot tall middle fingers.

The Cubs announced last week that they would ask the city to approve more signs in the outfield at Wrigley, a move that comes after “endless hours” of hearing rooftop owners complain that they are entitled to making obscene profits ripping off the Cubs.

Beth Murphy, a spokesperson for the rooftop owners and owner of Murphy’s Bleachers, issued this statement:

“If these signs are erected, what’s going to happen to all the people that we overcharge for cheap alcohol, mediocre food and ridiculously bad views of the game?”