41st Ward Alderman Anthony Napolitano Had No Friends In College
Surprising absolutely nobody, sources confirmed yesterday that 41st Ward Alderman, Anthony Napolitano had absolutely zero friends in college. Upon hearing the...
Santa Disregards Parking Payboxes, Owes Chicago $123,890.98
The Chicago Department of Revenue confirmed Thursday that Santa Claus racked up almost 2500 parking violations between 12:45 AM and 1:47 AM on Christmas Day....
Mrs. Superdawg Files For Divorce From Mr. Superdawg, Calls Him A Self Absorbed Poser
After years of speculation and rumors, Mrs. Superdawg filed for divorce from Mr. Superdawg on Tuesday. With the enormous weiner’s alleged reports of...
Jan 1: Chicago Sun-Times Will Require Subscribers To Supply Trees
Jim Kirk, publisher and editor of The Chicago Sun-Times, announced late Saturday that all daily subscribers will be required to supply their own trees starting...
Derrick Rose answers telephone, head comes off
In a bizarre incident, Derrick Rose was decapitated while answering his home phone Saturday evening. Sources say Dominos Pizza was calling back to verify a...
Chicago Bears play in swamp, clothes still cleaner than my kids!
The Chicago Bears and the Baltimore Ravens basically played in a swamp yesterday. Naturally, the Bears won and are among the NFC North’s elite teams....
Hey Jon Stewart, suck on our Italian Beef!
On last night’s show, Jon Stewart railed against all that’s dear to Chicago in an epic rant. Check out what this New York Liberal elitist has to...
