Mrs. Superdawg Files For Divorce From Mr. Superdawg, Calls Him A Self Absorbed Poser
After years of speculation and rumors, Mrs. Superdawg filed for divorce from Mr. Superdawg on Tuesday. With the enormous weiner’s alleged reports of infidelity and legendary ego, it seemed like it was only a matter of time until the once smitten Mrs. Superdawg would call it quits.
Mr. Superdawg and Mrs. Superdawg once appeared to be the perfect couple. They were married in 1948 in a lavish ceremony in front of a veritable who’s who of Chicago’s hot dog elite, including Chubby Weiner, Tasty Dog, Mr. Fluky and the late disgraced Limp Weiner. The duo also created a fragrance called Atomic Green Relish which failed miserably in the eighties.
Mrs. Superdawg has been tight lipped about their souring relationship, but recently opened up in a recent interview published by the Chicago Tribune:
“For almost seventy years he’s been winking at every pretty girl that has passed by and quite frankly it’s beginning to get me red hot. I am also getting real sick of him doing that muscle pose, the guy’s almost eighty…who does he think he’s fooling?”
Mrs. Superdawg has retained well known celebrity divorce lawyer, Laura Wasser who has handled a number of high-profile, high-net-worth dissolutions, including those for Heidi Klum, Kim Kardashian, Angelina Jolie and Mariah Carey.
