Montreal’s Title As “Pothole Capitol Of The World” Challenged, Some Residents Miffed
Canadian and United States diplomats are possibly scrambling to avoid what could spiral into an international crisis. As reported in Sunday’s Journal De...
Hawk Harrelson Claims He and Yaz Came Up With the Theory of Relativity
Comcast’s television broadcast of Wednesday’s White Sox game will be forever remembered by all 323 viewers. Not only was it the first time in Major...
Pasty Overweight Cub Fans Creeping Top Prospect Out
Sources report that Chicago Cubs pitching prospect, CJ Edwards is having a tough time adjusting to the rigors of life in professional baseball. An incident...
99.6% Major League Baseball Players Oppose New Rule, Will Make It Much Harder To Maim A.J. Pierzynski
A recent survey conducted by the Major League Baseball Players Association (MLBPA) provides conclusive evidence that the newly adopted “home plate...
Mel Reynolds Very Disappointed With His Bondage Hearing
Ex-Illinois congressman Mel Reynolds was visibly shaken and upset after his Thursday court appearance in Zimbabwe. The onetime Rhodes scholar was in court...
New Cubs Mascot Hospitalized For Depression
Clark, the Chicago Cubs mascot was admitted to The University of Chicago Mental Health Facility late Tuesday evening for symptoms relating to depression. While...
Cannibals Discovered on North Side
Chicago police confirmed late Tuesday evening that they have discovered a gruesome cadre of cannibalism on the city’s North Side. Chicago Police...
2378 Holes Reported On South Side, 16 Less Than Bears Secondary
According to the City of Chicago Department of Transportation (CDOT), there have been more than 2378 potholes reported on the Chicago’s South Side....
