Southside of Chicago Destroyed By Dirt And Debris As Thousand Spin Out Of Their Graves
Oaklawn, Illinois A horrifying epidemic of corpses spinning out of their graves spontaneously occurred on Chicago’s southside at exactly 9:46 PM Saturday...
Ben Carson Claims Jews Could Have Stopped Holocaust If They Were A Little More Handy
Republican candidate Ben Carson continued his controversial remarks about guns Thursday — suggesting in a new interview that the Jews may have been able...
Chicago White Sox Host Greek Heritage Night
The Chicago White Sox will host “Greek Heritage Night” on July 7th. Please bring cash, the ATM’s will be out of order. I’ll be here all...
Chicago White Sox Investigated For Hacking
F.B.I. and Justice Department prosecutors are investigating whether front-office officials for the Chicago White Sox hacked into internal networks of a better...
41st Ward Alderman Anthony Napolitano Had No Friends In College
Surprising absolutely nobody, sources confirmed yesterday that 41st Ward Alderman, Anthony Napolitano had absolutely zero friends in college. Upon hearing the...
High School Sophomore Orders, “Foot Long Plump Chubby Wiener With Special Sauce” and doesn’t giggle.
Vanessa Vega only had two words to describe the extraordinary encounter she had Friday afternoon, “bizarre” and “unbelievable”. Shortly...
Baseball Prospectus: United States Got Fleeced in Taliban Trade
Weighing in on the latest transaction between the United States and the Taliban, Baseball Prospectus feels General Manager Barack Obama definitely got the...
Cubs Reveal Proposed Wrigley Field Changes
The Chicago Cubs released renderings Tuesday of changes to the Wrigley Field renovation plan, including a proposed new video board and a half dozen 36 foot...
