41st Ward Alderman Anthony Napolitano Had No Friends In College
Surprising absolutely nobody, sources confirmed yesterday that 41st Ward Alderman, Anthony Napolitano had absolutely zero friends in college. Upon hearing the news that Napolitano voted against the opening of a marijuana dispensary near famed hotdog joint, Superdawg, former dorm mate Sheldon “Thumb” Molowitz confirmed the long time rumors. While squirting Cheese Whiz in his mouth, Milowitz issued this statement: “Napolitano was annoying as shit back in college. He used to throw snap and pops at us while we were getting high. The dude had no friends, we hated that prick”.
