Derrick Rose answers telephone, head comes off
In a bizarre incident, Derrick Rose was decapitated while answering his home phone Saturday evening. Sources say Dominos Pizza was calling back to verify a recently placed order when Rose’s melon completely severed from his body. The head of the injury plagued Chicago Bull’s star was unavailable for comment. Reports that Rose’s family immediately contacted the estate of Ted Williams have been unconfirmed.
Derrick Rose before his head came off
