Fox News Reports: Pardoned Turkey Has Ties To Muslim Brotherhood
President Obama pardons Caramel, the turkey
Fox News reported last night that the turkey President Obama pardoned last week has “significant ties” to the Muslim Brotherhood. Citing anonymous sources, Fox News reported that if you mix up the letters of Caramel, the name of one of the pardoned turkeys, you get “El Ramac” who anonymous sources report is a code name for a notorious terrorist cell.
In related news, Michele Bachmann confirmed that she will lead a “Pray The Gravy Out” rally in her district Thanksgiving Morning.
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